Don’t worry, it’s not a pyramid selling scheme or a spooky cult! However, I have always got a new project or a presentation brewing up and I would love the privilege of telling you about it as and when. Remember, unlike an arranged marriage, you can always ‘unsubscribe’!
If you give me an email address I cannot and will not give it to anybody else apart from direct-marketing companies, pyramid selling schemes and religious cults. Your secret is safe with me. If you are really concerned then check the bottom of your garden, I’ve probably been rough-camping there for weeks, ‘observing’ you.